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21 Apr 2008

TONITE: METAL MONDAYS RAIN DOWN ON THE MOHAWK. STARTS AT HAPPY HOUR. ENDS IN HELL.

This Monday, starting at Happy Hour, legions of metal warriors descend upon you and your earholes...and they together raise a bloody fist and their goblet of rock with a collective howl to the moon. Enter with caution, virgin ears need not apply. Unless you want your dome lopped off.




Featuring tunes from:

NAPALM DEATH
SEPULTURA
FIRECROTCH
THE SWORD
MASTADON
JUDAS PRIEST
ANAL DEATHFIST
IRON MAIDEN
PANTERA
MEGADETH
VIRGIN WHORE
CARDINALE
BLACK SABBATH
WITCHCRAFT
PRIESTESS

And Booze Specials:
$1 beers
$2 wells

Metal up your ass at the Mohawk on Mondays. Begins today at happy hour. Check it out every Monday. Or Fuck off.

PLUS, COMING SOON:



13 Comments

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COMICON (on 12/5/08)
I am a huge fan of the jackalope. I have also been to metal mondays in other joints...well before 2 years ago. I'm not sure its anyones 'turf'.

Donna the Dead (on 12/5/08)
You are all posers if you are unaware that the Jackalope has been doing "Metal Monday" for over two years now. Death to false Metal Monday. Hail and kill!

Blood Vixen (on 28/4/08)
I fucking hate the Cure. Always have. Always will.

WARLORD (on 28/4/08)
Im will be there. People will die.

HeadOvMetal (on 26/4/08)
ENSLAVED!

adi (on 24/4/08)
nevermind, my flyer image for Maiden Metal Monday on May 19th didn't post I guess...

adi (on 24/4/08)
Moody has approved this!

chief (on 22/4/08)
Please send me more metal you want to hear. No hairspray shit, unless it's just too funny to pass up, She's Only 17!!! This is for you!!!

METAL UP YOUR ASS DJ (on 21/4/08)
its merely a taste. the actual list is endless. its a black hole of rock that has no light at the end of the tunnel. you focus on the beers and i will focus on shoving this playlist up your ass and lopping your dome off. you can thank me later.

adi (on 21/4/08)
although Anthrax is suspiciously missing from that list of bands. oh, and Flotsam & Jetsam

adi "maiden india" anand (on 21/4/08)
this is the best Monday plan ever for a bar! i am all in.

CRANK (on 21/4/08)
My God. Genius. Im aroused. And ten bucks that says Im getting ten beers drunk tonight.


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