Hosted by KLBJ’s Matt Bearden

Music by DJ Andy (the Mouth) and DJ Huge Cock

Live performance by Diagonals

Doors at 8 PM, $5/$7

Categories:

Gnarliest Beard
Sweetest ‘Stache
Ladies!
Freestyle Facial Hair
Fiercest Chops
Best Groomed
And new for 2010:

The Six-Month Sprint!
Get there early! Tons of prizes and giveaways from the Mohawk, Birds, Real Ale and Misprint! Pint glasses! Coozies! Posters! Photobooth by Alison Narro. Contest entry will be limited!

Also, Austin Facial Hair Club will be signing up members and raising awareness for the upcoming Beard Team USA nationals in Bend, Oregon.

Judges:

Bryan Nelson (Austin Facial Hair Club, Australian Cattle God, Gorch Fock)
Beth Schnieder (Birds Barbershop)
Houshang Ghaharie (Emo’s Austin)
Allen Demling ( Austin Facial Hair Club, Future City Council Member)


someone might show up with a FUCKIN BEARD CAGE:



Tunes like this might be played:
BEARD METAL

And dudes like this may show up:



Point is, leave your panties at home and buckle up for a hairy ass ramble that will make you use up all of your sick days for 2010. All Hail Hair.