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01 Jul 2009



FREE SHOWS THIS WEEKEND FEATURING:

INDIAN JEWELRY, Daughters of the Sun / Shapes Have Fangs / Caddywhompus / Cartright / Motel Aviv / The Dead Space, and more...


Leave your dough in your pocket. But bring your ramble.


Cuddlers not welcome.

OK, ALL ARE WELCOME.


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25 Jun 2009



This Friday. For the second year in a row, The most ADEELISCIOUS fest known to man comes to Red River to rodger the earhole of a generation.

Prepare your facehole for Glam metal covers, guitar god cockrock poses, a bunch of hot girls you dont know, Adi, Lone Star spitting contests, smoke machines, whiskey shots, and jailtime.

Keep your cameras at home....leave this one to the professionals...


Featuring: STAABA!


Featuring: BANG!



Here is their playlist:


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23 Jun 2009



Live. This Thursday. At the Mohawk. Don't stop, get it get it.




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10 Jun 2009



Hey homies! This friday happy hour: KEEP IT ON THE SUNNY SIDE. GET OFF WORK EARLY. Free food, beach chairs, love boat drinks, bikinis, tattoos, beards, yacht rock, DJ POLECAT and sunshine...all on the cheap and easy.

Come get your lounge on TGIF style.

5-8. Get a tan, some grub, a cold beer, yacht rock, and make history.


*PROMISE TO PLAY 'WORKIN FOR THE WEEKEND'


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07 Jun 2009




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05 Jun 2009



All summer long, we will be throwing Green Room and Roofdeck happy hours on Fridays, complete with misters, free food, free jukebox, free wireless, cheap booze and rock and roll.

GIT YOU SOME.

FREE FOOD FROM THE SPANISH VILLAGE! THE QUESO FEDERALES RETURN!

Some of these fine ladies may or may not be there, which is nice:

Red River Happy Hours. Hotter than your mom.


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04 Jun 2009



...if you dont know, now ya know.

Fresh off of their Metallica tour, Austins finest metal guitarsmiths come to lay thunderous doom rock on our faces this August. Tickets will go on sale this Saturday, and it will sell out, so set your iPhone alarm and grab a few after your hangover tacos on Saturday. Prepare your earhole for a crushing. HOLY EVIL DOOM ROCK SWORD METAL DARK THUNDER CRUSH VIKING SLAY WARRIOR SWORD DAMMIT.

Get em here: THE SWORD LIVE @ THE MOHAWK




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31 May 2009




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SUNDAY. WE WRESTLE. LIKE MEN:



Wrestlers of legend, we honor you. Apparently, we honor you with Seether. Which is nice.


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27 May 2009



ALERT: MISPRINT MAGAZINE EMERGES FROM HIBERNATION

The new issue of misprint magazine comes out this Friday, via happy hour and supermodel bartenders. no cover — food will be there, beers will be cold, and you will get served.

COME AND GET YOUR NEW ISSUE OF MISPRINT, A FREE KOOZIE, AN INSULT, A COCKTAIL, AND A PEEK AT RED RIVERS ONLY BEARDED SNOW LEOPARD.

The monster foam party is from 5-9 or whatever. Mega cheap booze and grub catered by the Woodland.




Check out the Green Room happy hour parties all summer long. This marks the first of many. The Green Room will feature Yacht Rock, cheap booze, free wireless, vintage red river lounging, and the biggest deck since ron jeremy.

Schools out for the summer.


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